is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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