i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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