I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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