But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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