I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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