if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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