have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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