strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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