Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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