Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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