spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish you could order shots online.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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