Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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