i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
where am i from again
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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