im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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