i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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