Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.