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• (248): View more from Michigan

  we dont do blackfin have a good night :)

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• (626): View more from California

  What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

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  You have mice?

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  no why?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.

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  That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.

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• (858): View more from California

  - I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT

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