we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT