I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats