Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sext me about skeletons