do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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