Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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