If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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