So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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