Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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