Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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