just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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