do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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