That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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