Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's blow job season.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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