Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
