go do what you do best...puke behind churches
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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