Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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