I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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