ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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