"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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