Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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