Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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