Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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