I puked a lego.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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