Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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