Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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