scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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