I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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