What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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