I just saw a hot homeless man
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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