Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
you made out with another girl for some wings
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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