I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
