apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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