susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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