I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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