I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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