you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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