Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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