If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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