Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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