i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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