That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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