don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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