yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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